Overheard
Daughter: Stop lecturing me!
Mother: I don’t lecture you.
Daughter: You do lecture. You do it all the time!
Mother: I don’t lecture. I explain.
[Pause]
Daughter: Then stop explaining!
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Daughter: Stop lecturing me!
Mother: I don’t lecture you.
Daughter: You do lecture. You do it all the time!
Mother: I don’t lecture. I explain.
[Pause]
Daughter: Then stop explaining!